Murder Goes On Tour

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Murder Goes On Tour - book excerpt

Chapter 1 

Vivian  turned away from the woman beside her and slipped out of bed. It was 6am in the city of San Francisco, and she had just spent the night with the famous Joanna Rorke. A whirlwind of drinks, desire and two women naked in each other’s arms in a penthouse suite on the top floor of the Hyatt Regency.

Well, that was different, Vivian thought, the taste of Joanna still on her tongue. So different from being with a man. She glanced at Joanna, who was still asleep. The comforter had fallen away from her breasts, which glowed in the morning light filtering through the blinds. It occurred to Vivian that it might be fun to do it all again sometime. She fumbled in the dark for her clothes and cosmetics, which were in a pile on the floor along with Joanna’s things, then went into the bathroom to get dressed. She was an inked brunette in her late 20s, with an oval face, smoky green eyes and a lizard tattoo that snaked down her thigh. 

Vivian glanced at herself naked in the mirror, and a sinful smile spread across her face. She’d had her share of hookups with men she hardly knew, but this was the first time she’d ever done it with a woman. And not just any woman, but a woman who was 20 years older and a bestselling author.

Vivian thought authors rocked. She followed her favorites like groupies trailed pop stars. It wasn’t enough for her to read an author’s books – those were just words on a page. She wanted the thrill that came from seeing them live and hearing their voices. She lived for the moment when they locked eyes as the author signed an autograph that began “To Vivian…,” as if the book had been written just for her.

But she’d never wound up in bed with an author, even though she’d fantasized about it if the author happened to be a hunk. She had also wondered from time to time what it would be like to touch a woman’s body, to feel a woman touching her. And then, when it finally happened, Vivian was surprised to discover that she could just as easily lose herself with a woman as with a man. She finished dressing and turned off the light, then walked barefoot to the door with her shoes in her hand.

“Leaving so soon, Vivian?”

Vivian looked at Joanna. She had turned back the comforter, revealing her naked body. She was in her late 40s or early 50s, Vivian guessed, with full breasts, dark eyes and glossy black hair that tumbled to her shoulders and was streaked with gray. She was smiling seductively at Vivian, reminding her of a nude she’d seen once painted by some Spanish artist whose name she couldn't remember. Vivian felt something stir, but knew she had to go.

 “I didn’t want to wake you,” Vivian said. “I have to go to work.”

“That’s no fun,” Joanna said. “Wouldn't you rather stay and play with me?”

Vivian smiled. “Yeah, totally. It was hot.”

“Your first time?”

Vivian blushed. “Yeah, it was. Why, did it show?”

“Not at all. I never would’ve known. You sure you have to go?”

“Yeah, I am.”

“A kiss goodbye, then?”

Vivian walked over to where Joanna lay. She sat up and pulled Vivian into her arms and gave her a deep, lingering kiss. Vivian let her hand wander across Joanna’s breasts and then down between her thighs. She was wet and suddenly Vivian wanted to taste her again. But there was no time – not if she wanted to keep her job.

“You like that?” Joanna asked.

“Yeah, I do.”

“So stay.”

“I wish I could.”

“I’m going to be in town for a few more days…”

“Yeah, I know. You’re reading at another stop on the murder tour.”

“Perhaps we can get together again before I leave?”

“Yeah, sure,” Vivian said. “That would be excellent. You want my number?”

Joanna smiled. “Of course I do.”

Vivian jotted down her number on the notepad on the nightstand.

“Until next time then,” Joanna said smiling, pulling the comforter up around her.

Vivian smiled. “Can’t wait.”

Vivian was still buzzing from the heat of the night as she waited for the cable car that would take her up California Street to her apartment atop Nob Hill. A cellphone text alert beeped from inside her purse. The sound puzzled her, as she had her cellphone in her hand. Vivian reached into her purse and was surprised to discover another cellphone buried underneath her cosmetics. She pulled it out and, in the moment before the screen went dark, she read a text from a woman named Laura Neville: “See you soon, my famous friend. Breakfast is on me.”

Suddenly, Vivian realized that in her rush to get dressed she had inadvertently taken Joanna’s cellphone. She flushed with embarrassment. What a dumb move. She decided to return it immediately with her apologies. She wondered if Joanna would be amused – perhaps even think that Vivian had done it on purpose, just so she could see her again. The thought brought a smile to her face as she walked across the street to the Hyatt Regency and went up to Joanna’s room. She knocked on the door and, as she did so, the door swung open.

“Joanna…?” Vivian said, stepping into the room.

Then she saw her.

Joanna was still in bed, but half her face was gone and she was swimming in a sea of blood. Blood spatter smeared the walls and windows. The TV was on, tuned to a morning talk show, but the faces on the screen were speckled with blood.

Vivian froze in horror, unable to look away. She wanted to run but could not move. Her stomach turned and she vomited on the carpet.

Then she heard a knock on the door.

“Señora…” a woman said.

Vivian turned and saw a Latina maid in the doorway. Just as the maid saw the blood. Saw Joanna. And screamed.

Chapter 2

“You want a glass of water?”

Vivian shook her head. She felt as if she couldn’t stop shaking. Her mouth tasted like vomit. This isn't happening, she told herself. It can’t be. Images of Joanna kept flashing before her eyes as she sat at a table in a windowless police interrogation room. The two homicide detectives who had detained Vivian at the scene of the crime were in the room with her. Detective Harry Chen, a stocky Asian in a mud-colored suit, and Detective Latoya Bassett, a thin black woman with a tight afro and glasses. Chen sat across from her while Bassett stood by the door.

 “Okay, let’s cut to the chase,” Chen said. “How did you know Joanna Rorke?”

Vivian flinched as Joanna’s name slammed into her.

“I didn’t really know her, I just went to her reading.” Her voice seemed hollow, disconnected, as if someone else was speaking.

“Don’t jerk us around, little girl,” Bassett said. “You did a lot more than that. We have a maid who placed you at the scene and witnesses who saw you together in the hotel bar after the reading. We figure when the prints and DNA from her room come back from the lab they’re gonna have your name all over ‘em.”

“Do you own a gun?” Chen asked.

Vivian shook her head.

“Okay,” Chen said, “let’s take it from the top. You spent the night with her, right?”

Vivian nodded, mortified that it was public knowledge. She wanted nothing more than to disappear and never be seen again.

“Did you have sexual relations with the deceased?” Bassett said.

Vivian looked up at her. She felt her stomach turn. Bassett made it sound as if she’d had sex with a corpse. She lowered her eyes and said, “Yes.”

“Had you ever had sex with her before?” Chen said.

Vivian shook her head.

“Had you ever met her before?”

“No.”

“So what was it, some kind of casual encounter?” Bassett said.

“I told you before. I went to her reading,” Vivian said.

 “Lots of people went to her reading,” Chen said. “How come she ended up in bed with you?”

“I don’t know, it just happened,” Vivian said, feeling the heat rush into her face.

“Did you like it?” Bassett said.

“Excuse me?” Vivian said. “What’s that got to do with it?”

“You tell me,” Bassett said. “But here's the thing, Ms. Voss. We ask the questions and you answer them.”

Vivian lowered her eyes. “Okay, I liked it.”

Chen and Bassett exchanged sideways smirks.

“You got a boyfriend?” Chen said.

Vivian shook her head. “We broke up a couple of weeks ago.”

“Why? You decide you like girls better?” Bassett said.

“He was cheating on me.”

 “Did anyone else join you?” Bassett said.

Vivian looked at her. “What do you mean?”

“I mean a threesome. You and Joanna and somebody else.”

Vivian shook her head. “No, nobody else.”

“You see anybody when you were leaving?”

Vivian shook her head.

“So you left, realized you took her phone by mistake and went back to return it. Is that right?” Chen said.

Vivian nodded.

 “So you just missed him,” Bassett said. “Or her.”

Vivian looked up at her.

“The killer.”

Vivian shuddered.

“Got any idea why somebody wanted her dead?” Chen said.

“How would I know? I didn’t even know her.” She shook her head. “I just can’t believe she’s dead…”

“You knew her well enough to jump into bed with her,” Bassett said.

Vivian whipped around to Bassett. “How well do you know everybody you have sex with, detective?”

Bassett’s face tightened. She glared at Vivian. “Excuse me?”

“Okay, that’s enough,” Chen said. “Rorke mention anybody who might have had a grudge against her? Any enemies, somebody she was worried about?”

Vivian shook her head. “We had sex, that was it. But there was this woman at the reading… she asked this weird question…it seemed to bother Joanna.”

Bassett and Chen exchanged glances.

 “What woman?” Bassett said.

“I don’t know, some woman.”

“What kind of weird question?”

“She asked Joanna if she’d ever read a certain book. She mentioned the title, I think it was called Tourist Trap, something like that. Joanna told her she’d never read it, and the woman said, no, you wouldn't have, it was never published. I asked her about it when we were having a drink and she just brushed it off like it was nothing.”

Bassett and Chen exchanged glances.

“Did you see this woman again?”

Vivian nodded. “She was in the bar when we were there. She ordered a drink, then came over to the table and threw it in Joanna’s face.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know.”

“What’d she look like?”

“She was blonde, a little overweight, late 30s. I remember she had a southern accent.”

“They knew each other?”

“Joanna said she was just some jealous writer, but it was like they knew each other. I mean you don’t throw a drink in somebody’s face for no reason, right?”

Vivian wondered if the woman’s obvious anger at Joanna had gone from throwing a drink in her face to putting a bullet in her head.

“She mention her name?”

Vivian shook her head.

“Then what happened?”

“The bartender threw her out.”

“What’s Rorke’s book about?” Bassett said.

“It's called The Murder Tour,” Vivian said. “It’s about a serial killer who’s murdering tourists who go on murder tours. Joanna told me she was going to promote the book by reading at some of the stops on a tour.”

“Murder tours,” Chen said in disgust. “It’s not enough that people suffer and die, somebody’s gotta make a buck off it.”

“You ever go on a murder tour?” Bassett asked.

Vivian shook her head. She looked up at the detectives. “I didn’t even know what a murder tour was until I read her book.”

Bassett and Chen exchanged glances, but said nothing.

“You got family here?” Chen said.

“My sister Hannah. She lives in Oakland.”

“You want us to call her, have her come get you?” Bassett said.

Vivian shook her head.

“We’ll need her address and phone number,” Chen said, pushing a pen and notepad across the table.

Vivian’s eyes filled with alarm. “Wait a minute…you’re not gonna talk to her about this, are you?”

“It’s routine,” Bassett said.

“But she had nothing to do with it. Why do you have to talk to her?”

“This is a homicide investigation, Ms. Voss,” Chen said. “We’re gonna talk to anybody who might have useful information.”

“She doesn’t have any useful information. The only information she’s gonna have is what you tell her.”

Chen nodded at the notepad. “Her name, address and phone number, please.”

Vivian threw Chen a defiant look. “What if I don't give it to you?”

“You want to be charged with obstruction of justice?” Bassett said.

“You’ll go to jail,” Chen said. “You sure you want to do that?”

Vivian smiled bitterly. “You guys always win, don’t you, no matter how much you wreck people’s lives.” She jotted down the information, then pushed the notepad back across the table. “Can I go now, or do I need a lawyer?”

“You’re free to go,” Bassett said, “but we may need to talk to you again.” She handed Vivian a business card. “Give us a call if you think of anything that might help.”

“You gonna be okay?” Chen asked.

Vivian looked up at him. Her face was pale. “I saw it, okay? So no, I’m not gonna be okay.”

Vivian paused on the sidewalk in front of the police station, as if unsure of her next move. The world of the living was everywhere around her, but all she saw was Joanna’s bloody corpse playing in her head like a snuff movie she just couldn't turn off.